Bux-umm?

Bux*om {‘beksem}: Adjective {of a woman} Plump, esp. with large breasts.

No, this is not a XXX blog {sorry to disappoint}, but it is a compiling of a buxom blonde’s obsessions: Clothes, Heels, Makeup, Photography, Quirks, & Everything Else that pops into this kitschy mind. 

After starting a blog with my husband called, Covering The Miles, which is about our travels & Us as a family {our last name is Miles... see what we did there, huh, huh, yeeeeeea, I know, so clever}, I started to clutter it with post about my above obsessions, plus diets I would start and give up on, & random cartoons of weird dreams I was having... After being notified that I maxed out my photo storage & I would now have to pay to upgrade {which this daughter of a Jew isn't going to submit to!} I decided to de-clutter & keep that blog to it's original intent & start this one...

Why BUXOM BLONDE? 

Recently I was described as this, and upon reviewing it's definition, I cracked up, frowned at the word "Plump," shrugged my sholders, decided to own this adjective and run with it, and Vuala! Buxom Blonde was born.

Behind the Buxom Blonde

I'm a 20 something Scorpio who has a vivacious personality; I've been guilty of being a "Tyra," I say anything & everything that's housed in my mind, and I shop... too much.  I'm bipolar, I'm adopted {I didn't find until I was 18yrs of age... I know, right?!}, I'm a German, Jewish, Austrian, Cajun, Irish, Native American-American {so white}, but I have a Latina Flare {Don't mess with me... I'll cut you}!  I use humor for EVERYTHING, I speak in quotes {mostly from Sex in the City}, I love to give advice, I can't spell, I'm in a relationship with Google, I'm a girl's girl {I know I've made a friend if I grab her boobs, and she laughs}, I clearly love to put things in {}, & I have VERY odd way of "rationalizing" my words/thoughts;
Example: I NEVER say, "Blonde moment!" I respond, "PRETTY DAY!"  Need me to explain that rationalization?  I'm assuming so.  Since it's been said, that a woman can't be pretty AND smart, it's either one or the other; then it's a safe assumption that whenever you submit to doing something idiotic that you MUST be displaying a large amount of beauty, to even out the playing field... it's only fair.

My Disclaimer, if I had one, would be:
No, I am not flirting with you, Yes, I am very loud, & guard your nipples! {If I worked at a carnival, my booth would be me guessing where your nipples are located, and then I'd pinch the bajesus out of them}! 

I hope you'll enjoy my weird antics, shopping addiction, and anything else that gets posted.